Formal Luncheon
1991
So nice of you to invite me dear
Now what’s the latest, I’m dying to hear.
How’s your baby? She’s such a doll!
Why, you’ve lost weight, you’re so small.
Love that outfit, it’s just divine,
I adore your hat – do you like mine?
This food looks lovely, you never fail,
Oops! I must get a manicure – I think I just broke a nail!
Well thanks so much, I’ve been glad,
For this formal luncheon we have had.
Yes, we must do this again – and very soon,
You say how about tomorrow promptly at noon?
Sorry, I’m busy tomorrow – you know, schedule crunch,
How about next week, let’s do lunch!
by Greg Olsen